You need a trip to a “Playground”

If you belong in the list below. Express in the spoken style of “funny man” Jeff Foxworthy. The list is enormous but these ones come up often as guys offer their opinions of the “ dating game.”

• If you are a single man who is seeking more than a monogamist relationship, you should take a trip to a Playground.
• If you are a single man over 50 years old and every time you look at a young 20 years old female you really like to shag and think; “ damn I am too old or I am an old man”, you should take a trip.
• If you are not getting laid at all, not getting laid enough, or not getting laid by the girls you wish, you should take a trip.
• If you are tired of playing the dating game, the bar/club scenes without achieving the results you seek, you should take a trip.
• If you are not seeking to cultivate long-term relationships, you should take a trip.

• If you are spending your only week of vacation on the couch watching sports, C-Span, late night infomercials of Girls gone wild, playboy channels, surfing the “information super-highway” live talk phones, and everything else that are used to tease the American males, you should take a trip.
• If you are spending thousands and thousands of dollars on dates after dates pretending to be looking for Ms Right, where in reality all you want: is to have unattached sex with a few hot girls, you should take a trip.
• If you want to shag beautiful “high-maintenance girls” without dealing with them on a daily basis, you should take a trip .

• If you have no self-confidence because you have not touched a beautiful woman in ages, you should take a trip .
• If you are hopeless because you think you will never get closed to the women of your desire, you should take a trip
• If you frequent T-T bar/nude bars week after week spending your money while being reminded of what you CAN NOT HAVE, you should take a trip
• If you are afraid to travel because you have never been to a foreign country, are afraid of language difficulties, and are afraid to leave America because of safety issues, you should definitely take a trip .

Welcome to the “Playground”

Sex (women) motivates men and the anticipation of sex is one the best feeling on earth. A man needs the hope of shagging a beautiful girl or three. We (men) will never get every hot girl that we fancy, although we will like to. But you should know there are countries where the girl you fancy is what you get or at least one who looks exactly like her. These women love to have fun and enjoy the finer things in life but unfortunately for them, the economics of their countries and of their countrymen do not allow them the money to acquire those desired things, which in turn create demands for guys like me and the adventurous few who are willing to explore the beautiful fun game of “Sex and Money.” Every man should be in control of his sex life (something that most Americans are not used to) because a man, who is not getting laid, is angry, frustrated, desperate, depressed, and miserable.